Explain Your Skills Badly:

Being persuasive for nefarious purposes, god tier trashcraft, and starting things but not following through on them

Favorite Cat:

Jerry. I’m not sure he actually counts as a cat, because he is clearly a human shaman who transformed into a cat and became stuck. You can see it in his human eyes as he stares at you, pleadingly, to help him reverse the process. Please. He begs to unknowing humans, please I can’t do it by myself, I need someone with thumbs to help.

Favorite Made-up Holiday:

Halloween

Popular Show That You Hate:

Big Bang Theory. There is not a single redeeming quality of the show. It portrays grotesque caricatures of pop culture stereotypical nerds and peppers in buzz words from nerd topics as seen from the outside in.

Aliases/Titles:

Troll, Malicious Metatron, Metatron the Blue, Trowell, Sir Chan Destroy, Death Cult Leader, Archmage of the Wizard Council, Sword of the West, Apprentice Dragonslayer, Messenger to the Lord High Mumbler