Explain Your Skills Badly:

I touch semi sentient machines with my soft, delicate fingers and I touch semi sentient nerds with my cool, confident voice. I turn trashmeat into a feast and entropy into beauty. I’m also p good at tugging my own dick.

Favorite Cat:

Prolly that cat I had that fried his own brain one time with a seizure. He was cool.

Favorite Made-up Holiday:

Whacking Day

Popular Show That You Hate:

Duh.

Aliases/Titles:

Gonna have to work on them aliases.