EXPLAIN YOUR SKILLS BADLY:

You whine, I tell you you’re whining but like in a really healing way. 

FAVORITE CAT:

The reader of this blurb is the coolest cat there is.

FAVORITE MADE-UP HOLIDAY:

The canon day that Sauron fell in Lord of the Rings.

POPULAR SHOW THAT YOU HATE:

Any cop drama.

ALIASES/TITLES:

Jareth, theJareth, Brian Christopher “Juarez Jimenez Gallegos Javier Mohammad Mendoza Diego Gutierrez De La Cruz Cervantes Hernandez” Ruiz