Explain Your Skills Badly:

Replacing the words of popular songs to come up with nifty jingles for any mundane situation or animal. Knowing the complete taxonomy of internet dogs, from yappers to boofers. Stating the same thing over and over but switching it up just enough to feel like I’m not being redundant when in reality the person I’m speaking to is ready to punch me in the face to get me to stop.

Favorite Cat:

Fiction: All the cats of Ulthar

Non-fiction: Maru @maruhanamogu

Favorite Made-Up Holiday:

Waffle Day – both of them.

Popular Show That You Hate:

Seinfeld and The Big Bang Theory. Guess how many episodes of each I’ve seen? 1. Which is also the percent increase of societal dissociation I now permanently feel after watching both.

Aliases/Titles:

Kathy Liz, Catheter, Kitty, Leenie, Weiner, Crazy Legs, Marek the Female One, The Greatest Stovetop Popcorn Maker of All Time.