Alright, all I do is live fast and post trash. I was once trained to kill people then given a desk job. I'm shockingly adept at my ability to steal traffic cones and suck down Pabst. Usually at the same time. My favorite cats are either the hairless ones or the ones that look like Kylo Ren, you know the one. Mostly because they look fucking abysmal and I love that about them Favorite holiday is definitely New Years because of all the trashy posts people make about how they're going to clean up and get shit down, "New Year New Me!!! 😊" can't get enough of the cringe. Also, don't bring up Dragon Ball unless you want me to call you out for being a walking sack of cancer. That show is almost as cancer as the people that watch it I mostly go by Dogman, Doku & Dev.